Issue 30

This week: Chris gets wet, coffee and cocaine, Dick Van Dyke but shitty, Final Fantasy … not really final. Jizz Physics, parenting tips from The Gristle, a dumb fucking way to lose about $900, and we fill our cum socks with more Arkham Knight. Also Jimmy and Jon’s: Frank Miller’s Inspector Gadget, Ted 2, My Wet Hot American Summer, Throat-Cunt, Unicorn City, blowing O’s, gooey strap-on and more stories from Casa De Cosby, all with special Guest beer and Hookah.